The No Goofy Zone Discernment Ministry: Truth is sometimes weirder than fiction

The No Goofy Zone Discernment Ministry

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Name: Tim Wirth

Location: Piqua, Ohio, United States

Former drummer for Gary Lewis and The Playboys and The Coasters. Tim has also played with Paul Baloche, Lincoln Brewster, Darlene Zscech and Hillsongs, Jeff Fenholt, SteveCamp among others. Tim founded The Simply Agape Project in 2001 to get free Christian music to the troops. Recordings have been made with Tim, and friends Alex Acuna, Abe Laboriel SR, Justo Almario,Steve Camp , Jared Ming and some wonderful Independant Christian artists.The Somebody Brave CD also features words of encouragment to the soldiers from Pastors, Moms, Dads, and Lt Col Brian Birdwell a Pentegon 9/11 survivor Tim is married to Donna Wirth and has four children Alan 25,Steven 23, Brittany 22, Bethany 21. Tim has played in numerous churchs as well as shows on TBN. Tim has also performed on JCTV on the show Generation Worship featuring worship leader Jared Ming. Tim has a book published worldwide titled "Pass The Plate And Let Us Prey" (My Search For Black and White Christianity in a Gray Nation)

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Truth is sometimes weirder than fiction

As I was reading through last months Wittenburg Door magazine I came across a satrical article called "The Church of Entitlement" . It had a comment about churches having wine and cheese before the evening service. So just for fun I did a Google search on this.
Here are my findings.
These excerts are all from churches.

Sunday, 10th: 9:00 a.m. Holy Communion 2:30 p.m. BAYSIDE 5 PARISH CONCERT IN THE CHURCH, FOLLOWED BY AFTERNOON TEA 6:00 p.m. Praise and Worship
Friday, 15th: 8:00 p.m. Wine and Cheese Tasting Evening

Here’s a list of possible auction donations. Ask your friends and family members to help you make a unique contribution. You’ll come up with other great ideas in time for holiday festivities and gift giving! Feasts and Festivities . . .
A Great Way to Get to Know People!
New Year’s PartyThemed Dinner Party
Traditional Ethnic FeastGarden
Tea PartyMen’s
Chili Dinner
Girls Night Out
Saturday Morning Brunch
Super Bowl Party
Wine and Cheese Tasting Party
Ice Cream Social
“Mystery Dinner” or Games and DessertPicnic at the park, beach . . . .
Backyard Barbeque
Sushi and Sake
Junk Food Feast
Dessert Buffet
Karaoke Night
Cards and Conversation
Magical Evening and Delightful Desserts*Featured Chef*
Evening with the Madrigals
Pajama Party (my comments-they do not say if the Pajama Party is coed or not)

-This event will benefit the Cedar Springs Waldorf School. You can expect a lovely evening including wine tasting of three local wineries the first hour, appetizers, dinner, dessert, entertainment, raffle and silent/live auction. Beer and wine will be available for a additional cost. 5:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. Holy Trinity Church

-The Worship & Music Committee is seeking "creative people" to develop homily skits for the 9 a.m. service

Verse and verse. The sermon for the 4th Sunday in Advent was written and delivered by Lou Hays entirely in rhyme. It begins: "Twas the day before Christmas and all through the church, not a creature was listening, leaving Lou in a lurch . . ."

Wow and we thought the followers of Rick Warren and Bill Hybels are carnal

1 Comments:

Anonymous said...: "-This event will benefit the Cedar Springs Waldorf School."

Waldorf's education philosophies have roots firmly planted in theosophy. All of a piece, eh?; 2:42 PM