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Former drummer for Gary Lewis and The Playboys and The Coasters. Tim has also played with Paul Baloche, Lincoln Brewster, Darlene Zscech and Hillsongs, Jeff Fenholt, SteveCamp among others. Tim founded The Simply Agape Project in 2001 to get free Christian music to the troops. Recordings have been made with Tim, and friends Alex Acuna, Abe Laboriel SR, Justo Almario,Steve Camp , Jared Ming and some wonderful Independant Christian artists.The Somebody Brave CD also features words of encouragment to the soldiers from Pastors, Moms, Dads, and Lt Col Brian Birdwell a Pentegon 9/11 survivor Tim is married to Donna Wirth and has four children Alan 25,Steven 23, Brittany 22, Bethany 21. Tim has played in numerous churchs as well as shows on TBN. Tim has also performed on JCTV on the show Generation Worship featuring worship leader Jared Ming. Tim has a book published worldwide titled "Pass The Plate And Let Us Prey" (My Search For Black and White Christianity in a Gray Nation)

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Mormons and Their Absurd Belief's



I'm beginning to believe that the Mormons DO believe that the cow jumped over the moon! Mormons DO believe that the moon was once inhabited by men such as us and that according to their founding prophet Joseph Smith. Perhaps he wanted to do the cow one better? Latter Day Saints seem to have a great belief in space, especially the one between their ears in regard to discernment.

Are you aware that the Mormons believe in a star called Kolob? Could it be just past the second star to your right enroute to Never Never Land? Kolob, to a Mormon, is the residence of God. But, which god? They believe that our present God was raised on a planet somewhere in the galaxy where he was "promoted" to Godhood by a council of gods. Now, you might want to get out your star charts for this one, but Mormons believe that Kolob is located near the planets Olibish and Enish-On-Dosh, which sounds like something out of Dr. Suess! Perhaps the Starship Enterprise could find them because its a sure thing that NASA knows nothing about them.

The Mormons get all this from Egyptian sources so you might want to consult your Bible in that regard (Isaiah 19:3,14). "Beware of false prophets who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves"- Matthew 7:15. You know, that could be about the Mormons because they do have a form of disease known as lycanthropy which is a mental disease characterized by one imagining themselves to be a wolf. That sure makes more sense than what the Mormons believe. Maybe the Mormons DO believe that a cow jumped over the moon, or at least lived there?

Let's not leave the sun out of the galaxy picture either as Brigham Young believed that it was also inhabited. I wonder how long it takes to get a good tan there?

2 Comments:

Blogger Pastor Eric said...

Not to mention their racist doctrine, their tie in with Marriott Hotels that make millions on in-room pornography and the many false prophecies of thier "prophets" have delievered and it all adds up to "What are they thinking??"

11:33 AM  
Anonymous Lowell Tensmeyer said...

What is "absurd" about your blog is that you want us to believe that Mormons actually believe such stuff. They don't! Such stuff is neither the doctrine of the Church, nor is it individually believed. Such junk has been answered many times by L.D.S. Church members. The scientific training in all fields of L.D.S. members is surely very high. If one Latter-day Saint leader was quoted many years later as having said such stuff, honest detractors of the L.D.S. Church would be much more honest to look elsewhere for material, rather then just quoting each other.

10:40 PM  

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