The No Goofy Zone Discernment Ministry

The No Goofy Zone is a discernment ministry for saved born again Christians and all who are seeking the truth.We expose non-biblical trends in the church. We are making material available to advance understanding of issue's which endanger Christianity. We believe this constitutes a 'fair use' of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law. In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, the material on this site is distributed without profit.

My Photo
Name:
Location: Piqua, Ohio, United States

Former drummer for Gary Lewis and The Playboys and The Coasters. Tim has also played with Paul Baloche, Lincoln Brewster, Darlene Zscech and Hillsongs, Jeff Fenholt, SteveCamp among others. Tim founded The Simply Agape Project in 2001 to get free Christian music to the troops. Recordings have been made with Tim, and friends Alex Acuna, Abe Laboriel SR, Justo Almario,Steve Camp , Jared Ming and some wonderful Independant Christian artists.The Somebody Brave CD also features words of encouragment to the soldiers from Pastors, Moms, Dads, and Lt Col Brian Birdwell a Pentegon 9/11 survivor Tim is married to Donna Wirth and has four children Alan 25,Steven 23, Brittany 22, Bethany 21. Tim has played in numerous churchs as well as shows on TBN. Tim has also performed on JCTV on the show Generation Worship featuring worship leader Jared Ming. Tim has a book published worldwide titled "Pass The Plate And Let Us Prey" (My Search For Black and White Christianity in a Gray Nation)

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Holy Spirit MANifestations

"Look deep into my eyes. You are getting sleepy, very sleepy, Almost as sleepy as people get when I preach!"

The following are man made manifestations of the Holy Spirit.

Babbling in the Spirit. Making infantile sounds like the one's they use in their preaching.

Barking in the Spirit. Like a dog that has forgotten how to bark in the proper manner (Isaiah 56:10).

Birthing in the Spirit. Since these people have been made pregnant by the Spirit they wither and groan as if being birthed by the gospel.

The Crunches in the Spirit. Imagine yourself being punched as hard as possible in the belly and you have a pretty good description of this one.

Surfing in the Spirit. This grew out of a California Pentecostal Assembly but was later used for profit. Surprise, Surprise?

Being Drunk in the Spirit. Staggering and slurring speech which actually mocks the very serious sin of alcoholism. How is God glorified in this?

Holy Dance in the Spirit. Oneness Pentecostals like to use this MANifestation by making frantic movements around the church. Mine would be to leave the assembly stage right, running all the way.

Holy Laughter in the Spirit. The Toronto Blessing Sham began this craze and that is exactly what iit is- Crazy! This is the Method of Operation with Jesse Duplantis.

Jumping and Leaping in the Spirit. This MANifestation makes one look like a march hare as they leap around the sanctuary.

Rolling in the Spirit. People begin rolling around the floor and shaking.

Snorting like a Pig in the Spirit. Making pig like grunts and we witnessed this very thing in an Indianapolis church coupled with an anointing. The congregation went hog wild and I exited the building as quickly as possible before the bacon butchers arrived.

"YOU SAY, THE LORD SAYS, BUT I HAVE NOT SPOKEN"- EZEKIEL 13:7.

Labels:

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home

My Zimbio
Top Stories